From the EP, "It's The Jeffs"
Lyrics
THANK GOD FOR THE INTERNET
Thank God for the internet… I know who to hate
Thank God for the internet… I know what to shake
Thank God for the internet… I’m losing faith
Thank God for the internet… It’s one big happy world
Thank God for the internet… I lost my job
Thank God for the internet… to some guy in Punjab
Thank God for the internet… I was robbed
Thank God for the internet… It’s one big happy world
SOLO
Thank God for the internet… I got a girlfriend
Thank God for the internet… She’s a perfect 10
Thank God for the internet… OK, she’s pretend
Thank God for the internet… It’s one big happy world
BRIDGE
Everybody say “thank you DOD” (7x)
It’s a gift for you and a gift for me
Thank God for the internet… I got non-stop porn
Thank God for the internet… My keyboard’s worn
Thank God for the internet… I’ve been reborn
Thank God for the internet… It’s one big happy world
Thank God for the internet… I learned right from wrong
Thank God for the internet… It didn’t take that long
Thank God for the internet… Yeah, I stole this song
Thank God for the internet… It’s one big happy world
One big happy world
One big happy world